Play on, playas.
December 2, 2009
Allow me to introduce you to some of the playas at my office. Should I put ‘em in good vs. evil categories? Ok, I will. But I must warn you, there are many more in the evil.
Good
Sassy – my bff at the office and one of my first friends when I picked up all my shi’ite and moved to Seattle
BMAC – another cool and crazy kid who just procreated with his wifey. But they’re smart and funny so it’s cool.
Evil
Rickety Cricket – man in my department who bosses Sassy around like she’s his mildly retarded daughter
Tuesday – as in CUNextTuesday – grandma-age clerk too big for her britches..and also, a huge C bomb
Ruby – snob and a half who’s so caught up in herself she can’t tell everybody actually hates her
Switzerland
Shamwow – my direct supervisor, liked by some, hated by many. She doesn’t bother me too much because she doesn’t micromanage me
Bear – head of my department (finance, duh – I’m a Jew after all!). cuddly and old and I’m scared I’m gonna call him Daddy one day.
