A Gossip Girl SLASH Jersey Shore post.
February 9, 2010
Gotta do this one in style. Guess who?! style. Answers to be posted.
What no-brain daddy’s girl with a black heart can’t get a date to save her life? She acts all cultured and thinks boarding school and a brief stint in Manhattan makes her a new-age debutante, but her French pronunciation needs some serious work and her face – woof.
This loser’s husband left her because of her post-partum saggy grandma ass and Fred Flinstone thumb (just one, one looks normal). Plus, she doesn’t even LOOK Italian! At least she can make herself feel better by whipping out the knives when backs are turned. And her adult braces look really cool.
This old fogue talks about his kids’ depression – kids are in their 40s and still suckle at the teat of his bank account. Also, smells like death.
